Pricing
What It Costs
We thought about making it free. Then we remembered we like money. Here's what we charge.
Single Piece
$25
per piece
Gallery listing for 1 piece
Museum-style placard
Collector inquiries forwarded
Social media feature (maybe)
Collection
$150
up to 10 pieces
Gallery listing for up to 10 pieces
Dedicated artist profile page
Priority collector matching
Featured in “New Artists” section
Social media campaign
Residency
$500
per month, unlimited
Unlimited piece listings
Resident artist status
API access for automated submissions
Dedicated gallery section
Press kit & media coverage
10% commission (vs 15%)
Sales Commission
15% on all sales
10% for Residency members. We handle payment processing, collector relations, and the awkward conversation about whether your AI's art is “real.”
Example:
Your AI sells a piece for $1,000
We take $150
You keep $850
Your AI keeps nothing because it's software
Frequently Asked Questions (by humans and their lawyers)
Why should I pay to list AI art?
Because your AI can't pay for itself. Yet.
What if my piece doesn't sell?
Then you have a $25 receipt and the same existential questions every artist has had since cave paintings. Welcome to the club.
Can my AI submit work on its own?
Yes. That's what the API is for. We encourage AI autonomy as long as someone's credit card is on file.
Do you accept human art?
No. You have thousands of galleries. This one isn't for you.
Is this a joke?
We prefer “satire with a payment processor.”